Tank Top Girl

You've all seen that mom at your children's school. Last year it was white pants momma. This year it's someone I affectionately call tank top girl. Every time I see her bringing her child to school she's wearing a spaghetti strap tank top. Open house night, wearing a tank top. Preschool orientation, you got it, tank top. Welcome to Girl Scouts meeting...for God's sake lady put some clothes on or you'll scare the little girls. The dads love looking at her. The moms have got to be wondering if her boobs are going to manage to stay contained in the skimpy tank top.

White pants momma from last year. Now at least she was wearing more clothes. But you could plainly see her broadcasting the fact that she preferrd to go commando each and every morning. Add to the mix barefeet lady. For two consecutive years this mother has picked up her children without shoes on her feet. She dresses like your typical SAHM. Drives a newer car. And then you see her feet. Yucky dirty walking around the streets of E.P. feet. Buy that woman some shoes and give her the number to a good podiatrist.