And That Is Why Now Is Not The Time

Conversation between a seven year old son and father....

Son: "Dad, when do I get to wear deoderant like you?"

Dad: "Not for a long time son."



A few minutes passes. Son then says, "Will it hurt when I spray it in my eyes?"

Parents look at each other and then the son. At the same time they say "And that is why now is not the time you start wearing deoderant. You'll wear it when you know enough not to spray it in your eyes."