This Car Sucks

The car is so broke that even the things that are broke have even more things broke about them.

Not making sense? Yeah, I know. It's all not making any sense to me.

I have just absolute dread in my stomach. This is our dependable car. This is sooo not happening. This just f*****g sucks. So bad.

I am contemplating just ditching the car. That's how broke it is. It's possible that it's broke enough to not warrant fixing it. The blue book value is a certain amount, we owe a few more payments and then you factor in the amount of the cost to fix the damn thing. Those figures are screaming at me that this situation is not a good one.

If I was in the movie "Click" I would be fastforwarding to the part where I have a working car again.

Damn it all to hell.